Say hello
the answers, minus the waffle

Questions parents actually ask

If yours isn't here, just ask. I answer emails faster than my kids ask for snacks.

Anywhere in Wyndham at no extra cost: Point Cook, Werribee, Tarneit, Hoppers Crossing, Williams Landing, Wyndham Vale. Further afield it's $50 up to 40km from Point Cook, $100 from 40 to 55km and $150 from 55 to 80km. Anything past that I'll quote before you book. No surprises, and I bring my own snacks.

still curious?

Ask me anything.

Weird venues, shy kids, surprise parties, "can my dog be in it": all welcome. (Especially the dog.)